Thursday, August 8, 2013
Memory Association
Friday, July 6, 2012
The SweatBox
This goes out to all my UPSer friends.
"They shuffle from their concrete cell.
The air is hot and thick.
Their eyes are empty, their bodies are tired and their souls beaten.
And tomorrow they'll come back and do it again."
Saturday, March 17, 2012
One Month Later
Well after the initial shock of having my wife tell that I was fat, I thought about it. I weighed myself and didn't really like the number that I saw.
Now, I don't have a lot of time to work out or go to the gym, so I decided to start with things that I could control.
So I've cut out all soda, started eating less and where I can I eat a healthy alternative.
And 1 Month later I'm down 20 pounds. I haven't really noticed a difference but the other day the gas station attendant said that I was looking thinner so I guess it's had some effect.
Friday, September 16, 2011
The Things That Creep In
I had decided to take one of the major arcs and model it after a major historical scenario. The pieces fit in a generic form, and it should be easy enough to follow a generic form while still injecting my own creative twists and turns.
While I was thinking about this, however, I started to think about how I was going to plot out the other major arc. I put all of the peices on teh table and realized that I already had a good historical scenario to which I could mold this 2nd arc.
So it's just interesting to me that despite the fact that I hadn't really thought about it but I had subliminally molded one of my arcs onto a historical scenario.
Friday, July 29, 2011
The Worlds In My Head
I do remember that the first books that I wrote were terrible. The ideas in them were taken from movies, tv shows, books and games and adapted to the worlds that I created almost literally on the fly. No preparation, no thought.
Slowly, my work began to improve.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
The Mobile Lifestyle
I was 17 when my family picked up our first real mobile phone. We'd had a pre-paid phone about 2 years earlier but we hadn't really used it much. Even that first cell-phone wasn't very useful. We bought it from a kiosk vendor who swore that our area would have service inside of 6months and that we'd be able to use it whenever we wanted (funny enough, over 10 years later and they still don't have service where my parents still live).
We went ahead and got the phone because I was started college shortly and the town that the college was in had enough signal for their company that I could use it about half way through the 30 mile drive.
I didn't really use the phone that much except to ask my parents if they needed anything while I was in town, or let them know when my shift at work got extended.
About 6 months into my first year at the community college, I wanted a phone that actually worked wherever I went, so I picked up a phone from another carrier (one of the 2 that had signal out in our area) and let my parents use the old one whenever they went into town.
I've pretty much had a cell-phone ever since and as the usefulness of them became apparent, all of my family members followed suit in getting their own cellphones.
Now we all have smartphones, even my 12 year old sister. We use them to varying degrees, myself probably the most, my dad definitely the least. But there are functions of them that we all use quite regularly.
I've noticed that I spend a significantly lower amount of time at a real computer than I used to. Before I got a smartphone, all of my computing needs were handled with a desktop or a laptop. Now, there's very little that I can't do on my phone or tablet. Really the only thing that is left to use my desktop for is gaming and writing a lot (I just like the feel of a full sized keyboard when I'm writing a long story or post).
There's a joke around my family that my son's first word is going to be cellphone related. I don't think so, but it does highlight the fact that my son is probably going to have a cellphone at a very early age and is probably going to know how to use it to its fullest extent. How soon, and how smart the phone is, will be a topic of discussion between my wife and I, but I know that by his teenage years, he's going to be just like daddy and want the best.
I wonder sometimes if he'll ever even use a computer outside of school. Or even there, if the tablet scene continues to explode like it seems to be doing.
Another facet of the Mobile Lifestyle is that nearly everyone has a phone and a large, and growing, majority have smartphones. I've turned it into a sort of a game when I'm out and about and see someone on their phone. Which carrier, which manufacturer, which model. Some phones are easier to spot than others. The iPhone is very recognizable and easy to spot. Android phones are a little harder, especially non-Verizon Android phones. I was sitting in the movie theater the other day, getting ready to watch a movie, when someone in the row ahead pulled out a phone and started playing on it. It took me about two glances to pick out what kind of phone it was, only because it was a Droid X and I just got a new phone like 2 months ago switching from the X.
The increasing number of options for people to get into the smartphone market is just going to further the situation.
So what effect has our increasing mobile lifestyle had on you?
Saturday, April 16, 2011
We've Moved!
So its been a while since I've posted, I would in fact have to go back and read previous posts to even know where I left off. So, instead, I'll just recap the last couple of months before I continue with my post.
In my new position at work (OneStop), Inventory and Purchasing Manager, I've been busy working with Vendors on getting new accessories into our stores and working with the store managers on getting all of our store inventories fixed.
At UPS, I'm going through the process to get promoted to Full-Time. Right now, I'm waiting for the results of my last test, the Inbox, and then for my panel interview in Chicago.
Personal life stuff, our son Jay is doing well, over ten pounds and growing like a weed.
So now, the point of my post:
Both at home and at work, I've moved.
We looked for a couple of weeks for a house and had a short list of houses that looked acceptable (most of the houses that were in our price range were in terrible shape) and went back through for a second looks.
There ended up being two houses that we were really interested in, but one of them was on the high end of our price range with an unfinished basement. The other was in the right price range and nearly move in ready.
After we were unable to get the first house price lowered down, we put in an offer to the second house.
After some back and forth, we finally got the price we wanted and started on the closing paperwork.
Despite the fact that the closing ended up costing almost $1500 more than we had expected, we closed on the house on Apr 5th. We started moving in immediately, moving our tv and router in on Thursday, the washer, dryer and refridgerator were delivered and Comcast was turned on Friday.
Friday evening, we started moving in boxes using the In-Laws' Jeep. Then we moved in Saturday with the furniture and cleaned up the rest of the boxes.
At work, we moved one of our Rockford locations to a much larger facility, one with more room in the back. So over the course of the last two weeks I've been packing up our inventory and then moving it to the new warehouse.
I had to buy and assemble new shelving units and change the locks on the doors.
So, We've Moved!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Wierd Week
I received a promotion to Inventory and Purchasing Manager at the Verizon Wireless Indirect Agent that I work for, including a pay raise, as part of a company-wide restructuring. Basically, I'll be responsible for ordering, receiving and distributing product and office supplies to the stores as well as coaching sales reps on selling accessories.
On Tuesday, we had what everyone is calling Snowmaggedon 2011, or the Snowpocalypse. 14"+ of snow fell on the Northern Illinois area. Our VZW stores closed down at 5, and UPS actually called us and told us to stay home. That's only the second time that has happened.
On Wednesday, almost everything was still buried in snow and most of our stores stayed closed once more. I received another text message from my boss at UPS telling us that the Night Sort had been canceled, the first time I've ever seen it closed back to back days due to weather.
I was just about to go to bed, at around 1030, when I received another text message from my UPS boss: we had to go in at 430 to run a bunch of Illinois volume through the hub. So I went to bed and got up at 3am, went to work and suffered through a terribly unorganized sort.
I went straight to VZW from UPS and got the store opened and started finally working on my new job, getting some product together for one of our busier stores and a new location that they are opening nearby.
In the early afternoon, she called the bank and found out that my credit had finally been dragged up enough that we were preapproved for a home loan. She has had her eye on a house near our apartment that started at over 120K but has slowly been sinking since then. She said that as soon as we got the pre-approval letter from the bank that we could get with our realtor and start looking at houses in our price range.
At around 3pm my phone started ringing as my wife called me. I was with a customer so I ignored it for the time being but she called several times and texted a couple of times as well. When I had the chance I took a look at the text message and saw that she needed me to call her right away because the Doctor's office had called.
I stepped away and called her and she informed me that because of certain high risk factors, the doctor's wanted to induce labor and we needed to be at the hospital by 5pm! I made sure everything was in line and rushed home to help pack a suitcase and get the wife to the hospital.
I sent out a mass text to the whole family to let them know what was going on and of course hit up Facebook.
I called my boss at UPS to tell him that I wasn't going to be at work and he informed me that one of the other supervisors in my area was also having a baby at the same hospital, funny how things work out that way.
We got to the hospital around 5 and found that we weren't the only ones that were going to have a baby. All of the hospital's labor and delivery rooms were occupied with mothers getting ready to have kids so we had to wait in the waiting room for about half an hour before we finally got into a "Stage 1" room, where the early stages of the process would be handled.
We were there for around 3 hours before we were moved to a "Final Stage" room where they would administer the medicine to induce labor and where the baby would be born. At around 1030 they started the medicine and it became a waiting game.
I caught some nap time for the next few hours waiting for the real fun to begin. At around 6am, my wife was finally at around 4cm dialated and her water broke, a sure sign that our son would be around shortly. In less than an hour she dialated another 6 cm to "Full" and was ready to push, all we were waiting on was the doctor.
Once the doctor got to the hospital and got scrubbed in, it only took less than half an hour for Jaydran Alexander to be born at 726am, 6.6 lbs and 19".

The hospital staff got him all cleaned up and let me be the first family member to hold the newest Johnson.
In short order everyone else that was at the hospital was allowed to hold the baby. Both Grandmas, my dad, my sister and my sister-in-law all got their chance to hold Baby Jaydran.





Monday, December 27, 2010
Peak 2010 In the Bag
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Peak-In-Progress
So its Wednesday, Dec 15 and I'm two and a half days through "Bridge Week" (the week right before our official peak week.)
I started the week with my usual ,9 hour shift at my VZW Store, selling phones, putting together orders for other stores and the like. I decided to get as much sleep as possible so I took a few hour nap before going in to UPS.
Monday was busier than we have been for a while but I have a decent staff this year and we made it th heigh without a hitch. V Sort, on the other hand was pretty silly because of how they have the supervisors distributed. Instead of having two Supervisors for two areas, they have me doing two belts, one of which gets pretty busy.
I made it through okay, went home me changed and went straight to Vzw. After that, I slept for maybe three hours and went back to UPS. Tuesday was a bit better than Monday but it was still draining.
At this point I've worked around 56 our of the last 72 hours and I have basically two shifts at each job before Friday night when I can try to catch up on sleep.
Everyone thinks I'm crazy and the more I suffer through this, the more I think they are right lol
But I'm going to power through because as of around 545 am I will be into straight pay, making $15/hr and, if my current trend of around 10 hours per day continues, I'll be making $22/hr all of Saturday.
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Cataclysm and Life
So I haven't posted in a little while because I've been really busy with both jobs, but I have a little bit of time so I thought I would throw one up.
First, I've been working on getting my VZW employees trained and relatively self-sufficient so my weekly concern about who I'm going to have close my store on Thursdays (when my usual keyholder is off). They all seem to be relatively competent and I think that all 3 of them will be keepers, even if I end up shipping one off to another location. My only concern is convincing my boss to give them enough of a salary to keep them onboard. One of them has some management potential, but they all need a lot more work on their actual sales pitch and interaction with the customers.
Next, UPS is about to get fun. I found out last night that I did indeed get my V-Sort spot so next week and the week after I'll be looking at almost 100 hours between both jobs. Its worth it though, as each week of VSort is worth $100-150 extra after taxes. Fortunately, all of my employees seem to be working out rather well.
So, outside of work, the latest World of Warcraft expansion, Cataclysm, launched this week. Its the first time that I haven't gone out and picked up a copy for myself and its a little strange. My wife picked up a copy at midnight and has been playing while I'm at work. I haven't had a fully active account for almost a year now: I was burned out right before Peak hit at UPS and then I got my second job in February so I haven't really had time to play.
And I really doubt that I'm going to pick up a copy at all. Once the baby gets here its not like I'll be able to just up and quit either of my jobs. And if I do, it will be because I got promoted to the point where I don't need both of them and will be working additional hours anyways.
I played for almost 4 years straight, with some minor breaks, and it was a major part of my life for so long. But now, it just seems like a waste of time. So my characters will probably just sit and I'll pop onto the Wife's account every once in a while to play on one of her alts that she doesn't like to play anymore.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Armchair Monday
Last week's performance by the Cowboys and the performance by the Lions over the last few years meant this should be a good game for the Cowboys.
While the Cowboy's offense wasn't as explosive in the first half as it was against the Giants, the Defense was just as tight as they were last week. The Offense took their first possession down the field 98 yards, ending with a jump ball touchdown to Dez Bryant.
Their following possessions didn't yield any points, but the defense continued to hold up. A fumble by Felix Jones late in the 2nd Quarter resulted in a touchdown by the Lions, the score 7-10 at the half. Posted via Blogaway on my Samsung Galaxy Tab
The third quarter started off about the same but about half way through the 3rd Quarter the Cowboys came to life.
A punt return by rookie Bryant McCann, his 2nd touchdown in 2 games, put the Cowboys up 14-12 following a safety due to a holding penalty in the end zone by the Cowboys earlier in the quarter.
On the ensuing possesion by the Lions defensive end Jason Hatcher recovered a fumble which then lead to a passing touchdown to Miles Austin.
The Cowboys came to life after that and were leading 28-19 halfway through the 4th quarter with only a long touchdown by the Lions interrupting them.
Nearing the Red Zone once more, Kitna was flushed out of the pocket and ran for a 29yard touchdown, the longest run of his career.
If there is anything that I have noticed in these games, its that the Cowboys need to get better at the run. Felix jones only managed to get around 50, and Kitna was the next rusher with 40 yards on 4 tries. With the 3 Headed Attack that the Cowboys enjoyed last year, they were able to balance things out and keep pounding at the opponent's defensive line.
I'm not sure if its just the age of some of the Offensive lineman, or the fact that Tony Romo isn't the quarterback and the defense doesn't have to worry about his mobility and can bring more rushers, but against top-flight teams, a non-exsistant running game is not going to get the job done.
On the other hand, the Cowboy's receiving corps has shown that it has what it takes to get the job done. Even when he gets hit early after a catch, Dez Bryant has shown his strength and resilience by shaking off tackles and running for those extra yards. It definitely shows why the Cowboys decided to grab him in the first round of the Draft this year.
Even the defense has seemed to come back to life in the last two games. Fumble recoveries, interceptions and interceptions for Touchdowns have all shown that the Cowboys has some major playmakers on their defense, they just need to get motivated to make something happen.
Result: 35-19 (W)
Record 3-7
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Armchair Monday
So going into this game, I was not looking forward to hunting for a decent stream on the internet and watching from work. No comfy couch, no beer and I would have to contain my enthusiasm, something that I have a hard time doing during a football game that goes well.
Additionally, I wasn't looking forward to this game because of the way the Cowboys have been playing all year long and especially the beating they took last week against the Packers.
But right out of the gate, the Cowboys looked good.
They held the Giants to a mere field goal in the first quarter and the Offense took charge, Dez Bryant once again showing off why we decided to draft him in the first place. The guy is a monster when you get the ball anywhere near him. The kick by Buehler was tipped leaving the Cowboys up only 6-3 going into the 2nd Quarter.
Buehler added to the score with a Field Goal in the 2nd Quarter and then it looked like it was all unraveling again as the Giants took it down the field to the Dallas 2. But on a 3rd and Goal, a Rookie Cornerback, in for an injured veteran, jumped a botched route on the left side of the offense and snatched an interception 1yard deep in the end zone. And from there, he was off to the races. With a phalanx of blockers surrounding him, McCann dashed to the opposite end of the field and put the Cowboys up 16-3. Both teams put up another field goal, entering the half 19-3 in the Cowboys favor.
Receiving the 3rd Quarter Kickoff, the Cowboys quickly fell to 3rd and 10 as the lights began to dim (reportedly from a blown generator), but then lightning once more as Felix Jones showed the damage he can do in the open field. A short screen and Felix was off, ducking through the defenders and then sprinting up the sideline with Roy Williams flanking him. Cowboys TD, 26-6.
The lights went out throughout the stadium, causing a 12 minute delay and when play resumed, the Giants took it down the field and collected another touchdown for themselves, 26-13.
But the Cowboys weren't finished yet and kept their boots on the Giants' neck, driving another 85 yards in only 6 plays with a touchdown pass to Miles Austin for their last score of the night, putting them up 33-13.
The Giants got a 35 yard pass interference call against McCann and then a 35 yard TD pass to bring the score to 33-20.
In the fourth Quarter, a 4th and 1 stop showed that the Cowboys had showed up to play. They looked to almost add another score to the boards, but Kitna's pass to Bryant in double coverage was picked off in the end zone for a touchback. The Giants started another drive but then Eli Manning dropped the ball and Anthony Spencer recovered, the possession resulting in a field goal attempt that went wide.
The next Giants possession, with less than six minutes to go, drove once more toward the end zone but once again, Eli Manning was picked off by a Cowboys defender. The Cowboys ran it a few times to kill the clock and called it a day.
Result: 33-20 (W)
Record: 2-7
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
The Dreaded Interview...
Monday, November 8, 2010
Rest of the Year
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Armchair Monday
I knew this game was going to be a challenge when I first looked at the schedule. Without Romo and with the Cowboys playing like they are, I wasn't looking forward to watching this Sunday night contest.
And I was unfortunately not disappointed. An early interception by Kitna, a fumbled kick return that was brought back for a touchdown and a non-existent defense characterized the first half, which ended 28-7. The only bright spot of the first half was the final drive of the half by the Cowboys, with Dez Bryant showing up for the game.
Of course, several calls that went against the Cowboys were obviously incorrect and just continues the example of the refs playing against the Cowboys on a regular basis.
Record: 1-7
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Saturday, November 6, 2010
My Smartphone and Me
happy with my LG Versa (pictured right) and didn't

Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Ah the irony
Going back to work
Monday, November 1, 2010
An idea
While watching TV, this nugget of an idea seemed to grab some extra parts as I watched a new TV show and seemed to sprout enough extra material for at least a general plot outline. It's still nowhere near a fully formed plot, but now this idea has some solid mass to it and hopefully I'll get some time to at least write down an outline and some characters so that when I do have time, I can fully flesh this idea out.